satanic2chainz:

it’s taken too long for this gif to be on my dash

(Source: bored-im)

theimages:

lazyyogi:

Beautiful native american wisdom. I first heard this tale in a native american course at uni

defence-against-the-drabbles:

(Drarry telling Ron and Hermione for anon)

“Weasel’s going to kill me. He’s actually going to kill me. Is this all a plot, to get me killed?” Harry laughed at Draco’s uncharacteristically nervous behaviour.

“You’re right, I decided that the best way to cause my childhood enemy harm was to fuck him on a regular basis until we fell in love – you got me.”

Draco shrugged. “It would have been one of your less stupid plans.” Harry smiled.

“There’s the guy I know and love. They’ll be here in about,” he checked the map “two seconds. Have you got all of the freaking out out of the way?”

“I was not freaking out.” Draco growled. “I experienced nerves, it’s entirely normal.” Harry laughed, and pulled him in for a kiss, only pulling away from him when a cough came from the doorway.

“Is that what you wanted to tell us?” An amused Hermione asked, holding onto the back of a red-faced Ron’s sweater.

Harry rubbed the back of his neck, blushing. “Yeah, kind of.” Silence leaked into the room.

“Is Weasel alright?” Draco asked finally, referring to Ron’s slow movement into being purple.

“He’ll be fine.” Hermione patted the boy on the arm. “He’s almost done processing.”

“You’re okay with it?” Harry asked.

Hermione shrugged. “I’ve known about it for a while, you’re hardly discreet, Harry.” Draco was the only one watching Ron, but he still jumped when the redhead finally spoke.

“What in the everloving fuck are you doing with Malfoy?” He shouted.

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

praetorswag:

when people say rachel is their least favorite because of percabeth

please stop

Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
The Doctor:
Student:
The Doctor:
Student:
The Doctor: brb

basedgodniall:

*calls family member by mom’s request*

*silently prays it goes to voicemail*

(Source: nointerrruption)

grargll:

light rain (◡‿◡✿)

heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)

thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE

verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript. 

SIGNAL BOOST

happypottergamesdoctorwinchester:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

queencous:

there you see her

sitting there across the way

she don’t got a lot to say

but there’s something about her

and you don’t know why

but you’re dying to try

you wanna

address the fandom reference on the tshirt she’s wearing

this is the most pitiful website.

(Source: kissmecous)